In the last part of this piece, I wrote that I grew up as an ugly little kid and how this trait led me to take refuge in books. Consequentially I would advance in academia to the tune
of 2 college degrees and an MD by my 25th birthday. All initiated because I was an ugly little shit, who’d have guessed?

The concept that intelligence and physical attractiveness have an inverse correlation is an old one indeed. Here are a few brief examples to demonstrate my point. Have you ever seen the cheerleaders at Harvard? Well compare them to the cheerleaders at Florida State. Have you ever taken a peak inside a lecture hall where the speaker is discussing metaphysics or number theory? Contrast that crowd to one attendi

Men have known this detail for centuries. The “dumb blonde” stereotype is born of this assumption. There was a recent South Park episode that commented on this occurrence. In this transcription, an older character is talking to one of the kids who learns he was voted “ugliest boy in the class” at school:
“You think you've been cheated because you’re ugly, but I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see. [walks out] I want you to look in here. [they approach a random house and look inside. A bored woman is playing with a pencil and pebble at her small dining table] This woman is Nancy Pinkerton. As a child she was consistently the most beautiful girl in her entire school. Her life as a youth was filled with praises, and everything being handed to her. Boys told her she wa

Now his life will be about girls. Chatting with them on the phone and buying them shoes. He will most likely marry very young, and not realize until age 40 that he's a total douche. And so you see, Kyle, it is actually the beautiful kids that are cursed.”
Unattractive people, men in particular, really need to stand out in a specific area of life. Otherwise you won’t have a good job, you won’t have any mon
ey or friends, and most importantly to young people, you’ll never get laid. That is the real lynch pin of this whole thing. I won’t get into gender differences here and why I think men are, by most standards, incredibly more interesting and better developed psychologically than women, but you can be sure that the impetus behind it all is pussy.
Unattractive people, men in particular, really need to stand out in a specific area of life. Otherwise you won’t have a good job, you won’t have any mon

This relationship is also very old. The popular Revenge of the Nerds series was about a group of ugly, hyper-intelligent college kids who want to fuck very skinny, tan girls with 80’s boobs. In all fairness, it was the 80s, so at least the boobs were decade appropriate. At any rate, the Revenge films weren’t the first but were probably the most prominent film to depict this social phenomenon: Ugly kids have potential to grow up into fascinating adults who can, in

The Louis Skolnicks and Boogers of yesteryear are today’s leader of industry. Titles aside, nerds are the ones who created the Internet (Not Al Gore or any other asshole politician). Nerds design and build hybrid vehicles. Nerds made the iPhone. Nerds wrote and directed the newest Batman movie. Nerds figured out how to make Coke Zero after previous failures with Tab and many Diet drinks that tasted like cough syrup. You can be sure that most of these nerds, just like the characters in Revenge, weren’t on the Homecoming court.
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r trait that separates the ugly from the beautiful is overall kindness. I’m not saying that all the ugly chodes are nice and all hot chicks are bitches, as would the writers of Shallow Hal. There’s just such a lopsided surplus of assholes in this world that inevitably some of them are unattractive. The average ugly person, or person who grew up ugly, is much nicer than a person who has always been gorgeous. Have you ever noticed that people who have worked as a waiter or waitress usually tip well? That is largely due to empathy they feel for other wait staff. People who grew up ugly are prone to have some empathy for the downtrodden in general. I can’t prove this last assertion, but it’s something that I’ve consistently observed.

